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pornstar versus crackhead mayor
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Rob Ford's goal of winning reelection as Toronto mayor just got even harder (LAWL so clever).
The crack-smoking, free-wheeling lawmaker (he's mayor, not a legislator) faces a challenge from bombshell porn star Nikki Benz, who formally announced her candidacy Wednesday.
Benz, whose films include "Strap On Sally 20" and "Meet the F-----s 6," told the Toronto Sun that she'd do a better job than Ford, who is currently undergoing drug rehab, at running Canada's largest city.
"I can do a great job at running the city. If Rob Ford can do it, I can do it," Benz said, adding that she would lower taxes and seriously work to bring the adult-film industry to Toronto.
"It would generate a lot of profit for the city," she said.
Benz, who has appeared in 217 adult films as well as smut-mags (judgy author) Penthouse and Hustler, has also pledged to make National Masturbation Day - May 7 - a civic holiday.
The 32-year-old former Penthouse "Pet of the Year" hasn't yet officially registered as a candidate, but when she does, she will be the city's 55th mayoral candidate for the Oct. 27 election. Others include an indie rock singer, a lawyer and a clown.
Porn critics have elected her as having had the "Best Tease Performance" (2006), the "Best Three-way Sex Scene (2008) and the "Best All-Girl Three-way Sex Scene" (2010), and now she hopes Toronto voters will elect her into office.
The Double-D dynamo has already attracted a healthy amount of attention to her campaign with some eye-grabbing slogans posted to her Twitter account, along with some barely-safe-for-work photos.
"Trade in your Ford for a Benz," reads one. Another post claims that Benz, "may lower my top now, and as Toronto Mayor I'll lower property taxes."
Ford, who was caught on video smoking crack cocaine, has been in rehab for at least the past several weeks.
He announced earlier this month that he would take a break from his reelection campaign to seek help for his drinking and drug use.
The crack-smoking, free-wheeling lawmaker (he's mayor, not a legislator) faces a challenge from bombshell porn star Nikki Benz, who formally announced her candidacy Wednesday.
Benz, whose films include "Strap On Sally 20" and "Meet the F-----s 6," told the Toronto Sun that she'd do a better job than Ford, who is currently undergoing drug rehab, at running Canada's largest city.
"I can do a great job at running the city. If Rob Ford can do it, I can do it," Benz said, adding that she would lower taxes and seriously work to bring the adult-film industry to Toronto.
"It would generate a lot of profit for the city," she said.
Benz, who has appeared in 217 adult films as well as smut-mags (judgy author) Penthouse and Hustler, has also pledged to make National Masturbation Day - May 7 - a civic holiday.
The 32-year-old former Penthouse "Pet of the Year" hasn't yet officially registered as a candidate, but when she does, she will be the city's 55th mayoral candidate for the Oct. 27 election. Others include an indie rock singer, a lawyer and a clown.
Porn critics have elected her as having had the "Best Tease Performance" (2006), the "Best Three-way Sex Scene (2008) and the "Best All-Girl Three-way Sex Scene" (2010), and now she hopes Toronto voters will elect her into office.
The Double-D dynamo has already attracted a healthy amount of attention to her campaign with some eye-grabbing slogans posted to her Twitter account, along with some barely-safe-for-work photos.
"Trade in your Ford for a Benz," reads one. Another post claims that Benz, "may lower my top now, and as Toronto Mayor I'll lower property taxes."
Ford, who was caught on video smoking crack cocaine, has been in rehab for at least the past several weeks.
He announced earlier this month that he would take a break from his reelection campaign to seek help for his drinking and drug use.
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