Toni Braxton Says God Gave Her Son Autism Because She Got an Abortion

[Sava]

That's what happens when someone believes something you say.

[The Mad Monk]

Why would an omnipotent entity who has surely existed for AT LEAST 4 billion years act like a goddamn 5 year old when it comes to humanity?

Have you actually tried dealing with those buggers? I'd have punted the planet into the Sun millenia ago.