Prince Harry Fox TV dating show

[Elok]

I can picture the big reveal at the end: "Surprise! This man actually works for a living, has a slightly smaller sense of entitlement than he was letting on, and has a family tree you can trace without getting dizzy. Also, we are pretty sure no member of his family has ever been recorded wanting to be a tampon. The downside is, he isn't filthy rich, but you can probably leverage a TV appearance into some sort of cash opportunity. Use your imaginations, ladies."

EDIT: "Did we mention that Nazi thing? Because that actually wasn't him."

[AAAAAAAAH!]

Fun fact, that whole Cromwell escapade was before the French and American revolutions too. That's probably why you haven't heard about it.

Except he has...

[AAAAAAAAH!]

I can picture the big reveal at the end: "Surprise! This man actually works for a living, has a slightly smaller sense of entitlement than he was letting on, and has a family tree you can trace without getting dizzy. Also, we are pretty sure no member of his family has ever been recorded wanting to be a tampon. The downside is, he isn't filthy rich, but you can probably leverage a TV appearance into some sort of cash opportunity. Use your imaginations, ladies."

EDIT: "Did we mention that Nazi thing? Because that actually wasn't him."

But marrying him won't make you a magical princess.

[Elok]

OTOH, he's not ginger. I'd say it's a tossup.

[Lorizael]

Surprise! It turns out the contestants weren't actually idiots and figured out this show's gimmick early on but stayed anyway to get their 15 minutes of fame (and money). Jokes on you, viewers.

[Bereta_Eder]

What viewers?
What is this?
What is this harry?

[Al B. Sure!]

Oliver Cromwell was a hero.

[DaShi]

**** you all! I really thought I had a chance.

[Lorizael]

There's a TV show about a prince named Harry Fox.