holy ****

[Sava]

so i'm watching forrest gump



and that jenny girl is like scumbag stacy

she's a horrible person!

and at the end of the movie, hailey joel ****en donny osmond is forrest gump junior

hi your dad is a ****** and your mom is a gold digging whore who died of aids

also, bruce willis is actually dead the whole movie
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[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

I saw this title and wondered if it was about Jesus going potty...

She did end up a deplorable hoebag who probably gave him AIDS...

[-Jrabbit]

Ah, so you've discovered the touching, sentimental, heartwarming core of the film's subtext.
Now you understand why this movie is so beloved.

[Sava]

[Imran Siddiqui]

And Jenny is the Princess Bride (and Claire Underwood)

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

That pic makes me sad inside.

[Sava]

And Jenny is the Princess Bride (and Claire Underwood)

She was kind of an entitled hag in that one too.

[Imran Siddiqui]

YOU ARE AN ENTITLED HAG

[Sava]

[Tuberski]

I'm not a smart man, but I know what Sava is...

ACK!

[Sava]

[Sava]

[Felch]

My favorite part is when he skeets into her roommate's bathrobe.

[Sava]

[Elok]

See, I always gave her a pass because of that whole got-raped-by-her-dad-all-the-time thing.