Mondegreens.

[molly bloom]

I like mondegreens.

Sometimes I still hear 'me ears are alight' for 'The Israelites' in Desmond Decker's song.

'Frere Jacques' can have the line 'Funny lemon tea please, funny lemon tea please'.

My partner's niece called a jellyfish 'a porkacheese man of ore'.

Mondegreens.

[Sava]

wat

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

It's like those English have a different word for everything.

[Sava]

I see words I understand. They are just organized in a way that is confusing.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

molly is confusing. It's part of the charm.

[Sava]

Agree.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Yessir. I do agree.

[Sava]

With me?

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

By your command, o' Great Lord Buttocks.

[Sava]

That was more a question than a command. But I'll accept that.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

DA BUTT.

[Lorizael]

Mondegreens are fun. In Nirvana's "All Apologies," I heard "choking on the ashes of orangutan" for the longest time. It's supposed to be "choking on the ashes of her enemy." I blame Cobain's terrible diction.

[The Mad Monk]

Excuse me while I kiss this guy.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I spent many evenings singing along to that song about Newcastle football fans, "Toon Army" by The Manic Street Preachers.

Then I found out it was actually "Tsunami".

[Uncle Sparky]

Form the disco era - olly oxen free (German: alle auch sind frei) , take a chance on me!
I still think it sounds better than, "'Honey, I'm still free"