Zelda

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Cosplay is great because it's like halloween all the time, girls dress up as sluts. The problem is that neckbeards also dress up as sluts and that really ****ing ruins it. Also sometimes the girls are fat.

[Sava]

Never rent. Always buy. You can't upgrade rented items

Although if you are willing to load from a save, renting lets you do a whole lot of cool things sooner/without grinding. In the end you'll spend more if you decide to upgrade, since you can't upgrade rented items.

Where do I buy? I only know of the guy shacked up in my house.

[Hauldren Collider]

Where do I buy? I only know of the guy shacked up in my house.

He lets you buy them eventually. After the first dungeon I think? Maybe the second?

[Sava]

Okay. I'll see what happens.

[Nikolai]

I really need to continue my game of ALBW. I came to the second dungeon and never got around to continue.

[Sava]

I came

did you at least clean up after yourself?

sticky dungeon floors

[Nikolai]

That's Zelda's job.

[Sava]

Royalty doing their fair share

[regexcellent]

I just bought the 3ds zelda thanks to HC and this thread. Man, the world in ALBW is almost as big as RIT's campus! Well, maybe just the residential section. Which has a population a couple orders of magnitude larger than the game does too.

[regexcellent]

Like, seriously, "Princess" Zelda is at best a very minor baroness.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

And a lousy lay, I hear.

[regexcellent]

the game just told me I should take a break

**** YOU NINTENDO

I DO WHAT I WANT

but seriously, how is that any of your ****ing business. **** off.

And a lousy lay, I hear.

she's basically a pillow, very passive

[regexcellent]

The plot is progressing so rapidly that it seems like the Cul-de-sac Kingdom of Hyrule is just having a bad afternoon. Middle school students from the next street over just got out of school for the day and now they're egging houses and it's up to Link to call their parents and stop them!

[Sava]

reg, you need to do a "let's play" series

[regexcellent]

Hahaha holy **** it is the kids from the other neighborhood who are behind everything, specifically Paletteswap Street.

Considering that it's been mostly a remake of Zelda 3 so far I shouldn't be surprised that there's a dark world, honestly.