Liberals: Why do you love Islam so much?

[Elok]

Vote, you iniquitous codpieces!

[Sava]

I just picked one

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Oh, what the heck. Voted.

I'm fine with chopped on OTHER people. I love my pink pullover, thank you.




I have a problem with heteroprawno. So many women look like a cross between Jodie Marsh and Jordan and some of the men are downright vile looking.

And the decor! My dear!

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They really do all three look like British chavs, even the trannie(s?).

[Kidlicious]

Great taste? I wonder if that has to do with ass kissing.

[molly bloom]

Vote, you iniquitous codpieces!

Late celebration of Shakespeare's birthday, sirrah ?

They really do all three look like British chavs, even the trannie(s?).

Having seen some 'home-made' Amerkin prawno, they also remind me of San Fernando valley housewives making their on/in camera debuts.

Or trailer park prawn, perhaps.

Great taste? I wonder if that has to do with ass kissing.

Don't you queue up to kiss god's arse ?

Philip K. D!ck is dead, alas.

[Sava]

the poll results are pretty disappointing

[molly bloom]

the poll results are pretty disappointing

The Pole's results were way better.

[Sava]

we have Poles here?

[molly bloom]

we have Poles here?

I like upright poles.

Fnarr!

[Sava]

In a gay relationship, how often does buttsex happen? Every sexytime?

You really only have two options. And buttplay is almost always involving poop

[molly bloom]

In a gay relationship, how often does buttsex happen?

Sometimes, sometimes not. Hands, knees and boomps-a-daisy.

You really only have two options.

Erm, no....

And buttplay is almost always involving poop

There was a boy at school whose first name was Dusan. Inevitably, this was shortened to 'douche'.

Although I doubt he was ever used as one... and he was hairy too.

[Sava]

hand job = third option?

that's more like foreplay

and even with douching, you gotta do that every time

kinda takes the "spur of the moment" out of the equation when you gotta go flush your ass in the shower

that's a lotta prep work

[molly bloom]

hand job = third option?

Intercrural, armpit, back of the knee- serieusement, Mon Cher Sava, erogenous zones are not forbidden zones.

that's more like foreplay

That would depend on whether or not you view penetration as the only desired end of any interpersonal happy times. Also on the person using the hand. Some hand jive is rather mighty fine on its own,,,,

and even with douching, you gotta do that every time

Yes, but perhaps the lavatorial/bathroom habits of gay men-v-hetmen differ somewhat. Also before the pill (and for some unfortunate women even now) intercourse minus the possibility of pregnancy entailed using a dutch cap or pessary, so I'm not seeing a great difference. Boy scout's motto and all that (edgy NAMBLA reference ? No not me. I prefer my meat well seasoned....)

kinda takes the "spur of the moment" out of the equation when you gotta go flush your ass in the shower

See above.

[QUOTE] [that's a lotta prep work/QUOTE]

You're saying you have

a) a humongous arse

b) a lengthy colon

c) dumps the size of rubbish heaps ?

[Sava]

arm pits and knees don't do anything for me

You're saying you have

a) a humongous arse

b) a lengthy colon

c) dumps the size of rubbish heaps ?

Yes, actually.

[molly bloom]

arm pits and knees don't do anything for me

But buppies do ? Hmmm.

Yes, actually.

Egads.

Go easy on the fart fodder food then. Or this might happen...