self pwnage thread

[molly bloom]

Caffeine does not actually keep me from sleeping.

You know what does ?


Someone revving a motorcycle in the bed.


THAT'S INCONSIDERATE.

[Sava]

and a potential carbon monoxide hazard

[molly bloom]

and a potential carbon monoxide hazard

That and Dutch ovens will kill you (non-edgy obscure 'The Sopranos' reference).

[Sava]

One of the things that has me keep coming back to this site, is watching posters become more reasonable over time...

I don't know if I'm the best example of this.

[Sava]

That and Dutch ovens will kill you (non-edgy obscure 'The Sopranos' reference).

I fart a lot at night... and during the day.

[molly bloom]

I don't know if I'm the best example of this.

(Glissando strings and angel trumpets)

'Then be the best!!!!!'

[Sava]

BUT I DONT WANNA BE REASONABLE

[molly bloom]

BUT I DONT WANNA BE REASONABLE

Then sell your raison d'etre on ebay.


I flogged off my Weltanschauung the other day and got some nice brio in return.

[Sava]

I flogged off my Weltanschauung the other day

I do also... at least once a day

[molly bloom]

I do also... at least once a day

Om. Rood.

[Sava]

oy m8, u won sum fuk?

[molly bloom]

I'd rather have some dim sum thanx. I like chicken's feet in black bean sauce.

And rice wrapped in lotus leaves.

[Sava]

When you say "fuck", does it sound more like "fook" ?

[molly bloom]

When you say "fuck", does it sound more like "fook" ?

No, I'm not from the deep North. I'm from West Midlandia, but people imagine because of the dead posh like way what I speak, that I'm from the Home Counties.

Even posh people can be fooled.

I do pronounce 'g' at the ends of verbs. And I very much eschew glottal stops.

Thank you for your custom.

[Sava]

deep North
West Midlandia
Home Counties

I don't know what these words mean.