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  • #1

    If Chuck Norris ran for President as a Republican...

    If Chuck Norris were to run for the presidency, could he win - and more importantly - would you vote for him (if you could - be honest now!)...?

    After all seems like the US' nearest answer to Putin, and we all know how much the Republicans like Putin - imagine if he could rally the Tea Party behind him...

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    No, but I would vote for him!
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    No and I wouldn't vote for him.
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    Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?
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    I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris is a creationist who believes his fists are responsible for Earth's major extinctions.
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    • #3
      In Soviet Russia, President run for Chuck Norris.

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      • #4
        Norris is a crazy tea bagging button so, no, I wouldn't vote for him.
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        • #5
          Just what the world needs...more egotistical tough guys in charge of nuclear weapons.
          "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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          • #6
            I wouldn't vote for a mexican.
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              I wouldn't vote for a Serbian or a Russian... they're like the Mexicans of Europe

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              • #8
                Agree with the first part.

                But I'd classify Serbs and Russians more like white trash hill people than I would Mexicans.

                Mexicans at least have a work ethic.
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                  I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris ... believes his fists are responsible for Earth's major extinctions.
                  Given who we're talking about, is that so far fetched?
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MOBIUS View Post
                    After all seems like the US' nearest answer to Putin,
                    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Sava View Post
                      Agree with the first part.

                      But I'd classify Serbs and Russians more like white trash hill people than I would Mexicans.

                      Mexicans at least have a work ethic.
                      I hate it when your right about some things.
                      "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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                      • #12
                        My right is about many things.
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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