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  • How did the human race survive before peanut butter?

    Like, indoor plumbing, electricity, medicine, ****ing agriculture, I get that. I could go without that. But I can't imagine life without peanut butter. ****. The Jews could have stopped looking for the messiah in 1864 cause his name was George Washington Carver and that's the year he was born.

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    Peanut butter is one of the only peanut products George Washington Carver didn't invent.
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    • #3
      Shut the **** up my kindergarten teacher would never lie to me

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        My kindergarten teacher told me not to say hey because hey is for horses. Thus ends my memories of kindergarten.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
          My kindergarten teacher told me not to say hey because hey is for horses. Thus ends my memories of kindergarten.
          You learned a valuable lesson there.

          How many horses do you own now?
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          • #6
            Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
            Like, indoor plumbing, electricity, medicine, ****ing agriculture, I get that. I could go without that. But I can't imagine life without peanut butter. ****. The Jews could have stopped looking for the messiah in 1864 cause his name was George Washington Carver and that's the year he was born.
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            • #7
              I can't stand peanut butter. ****ing pig fodder. Nutella, on the other hand...
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              • #8
                In kindergarten I learned that if you high five your friend during storytime, you both get kicked out of the semi-circle on the floor and sent back to your desks.
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                • #9
                  I like peanut butter
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    Peanut butter... meh.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by onodera View Post
                      I can't stand peanut butter. ****ing pig fodder. Nutella, on the other hand...
                      Nutella and vanilla ice cream is a personal favourite.
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                      • #12
                        nutella huffs dong.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by onodera View Post
                          I can't stand peanut butter. ****ing pig fodder. Nutella, on the other hand...
                          Nutella is too sugary sweet. I like a variety of nut butters though and almond butter is my favorite but natural (no stabilizers to prevent the oil and solids from separating) peanut butter is a great thing.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dinner View Post
                            nut butters
                            heh
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              Peanut butter

                              Peanut butter cups

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