Give gun owners knives until they are sick of them.

[dannubis]

I'll have you know I have a whole bunch of guns and a whole bunch of knives. Including one with a 16" blade my neighbor describes as a "short sword." (it's actually a bayonet)

Yeah, we know. And we also know that you can't be trusted to handle either of them.

[molly bloom]

Now if only you could arrange to have those 6 extra arms...

6 more working brain cells would be more beneficial.