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  • I'm Leaving Forever!

    Hi, Everybody.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    Are you the one referenced in Patroklos' signature?

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    • #3
      It's possible. I'd have to see it to be sure.

      Yep.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #4
        How do you feel about the new Venezuelan president?
        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
        ){ :|:& };:

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        • #5
          He's dreamy.

          Working man becomes President. Awesome!
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #6
            Hi Che!
            Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
            RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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            • #7
              He's doing such a great job governing, too.
              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
              ){ :|:& };:

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              • #8
                (Also, hi! how is tebbens?)
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                ){ :|:& };:

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                • #9
                  Che!!!!!!

                  Welcome Home!
                  "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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                  • #10
                    ho-leee ****. long time no see, Che.
                    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                    [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                    • #11
                      Welcome back!

                      I've kept your spirit alive
                      "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                        Hi Che!
                        HI!
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                          (Also, hi! how is tebbens?)
                          He has succeeded as a life form and spawned. But, he still lives in Indiana, so not that successful.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by PLATO View Post
                            Che!!!!!!

                            Welcome Home!
                            It's good to be back.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #15
                              The site is now owned by a farmer in the Philippines.

                              Care for a balut?
                              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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