Should I buy a 12 year old slave to watch movies with? And how much to spend on popcorn?

[molly bloom]

You don't have to rub it in.

You could just do the smear test instead. But a Princeton crunchy peanut butter rub is so much more satisfying...

If you're feeling faint-hearted use smooth or Reese's Pieces....

Food for slaves- cornmeal or rice gruel. Some cabbage stalks or collard greens. Nothing which builds muscle up- you don't want them overpowering you.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

If I spring for vegetables, I'm feeding the lil' bugger carrots for the vitamin A.

[molly bloom]

If I spring for vegetables, I'm feeding the lil' bugger carrots for the vitamin A.

Yeah, that's what you'll use the carrots for.

Make them forage for wild garlic and nettles, hedgerow fruit and nuts.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Hey, if I wanted a slave for the dirty stuff, I'd go for at least 16.

[molly bloom]

Hey, if I wanted a slave for the dirty stuff, I'd go for at least 16.

Years old or inches ?

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Oh, more like 36". Big bosoms (real) are hard to come by unless one gets them fresh.

[Aeson]

Aeson, how about you? How do YOU feed your 'workers' fugally?

It's bad enough they're going without food ... no need to call them fugly.

[Aeson]

As for feeding people cheap, buy land (which will appreciate in value) and let them farm it for a share. Your land appreciates in value, they feed themselves, and you have some extra food from the deal.

Slavery is such a hassle in comparison ...

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

My grampa was a sharecropper.

[molly bloom]

Aeson, how about you? How do YOU feed your 'workers' fuguelly?

Iggy Pop declares 'Puntime!'.

Feed your workers fuguely on tree Bach.


B-dum dum.

My grampa was a sharecropper.

On Wall Street ?

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

On Mr. Bohger's farmland.

[molly bloom]

On Mr. Bohger's farmland.

Ah, the scary Bohgerman. Was he a pincher too ?

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

I understand that he was a very benevolent master. Grampa was able to get ahead and buy his own farm - during the great depression.

[molly bloom]

Grampa was able to get ahead and buy his own farm - during the great depression.

That's seriously impressive.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

I've always thought so. He was a formidable man.