Should I buy a 12 year old slave to watch movies with? And how much to spend on popcorn?

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Friday nights are boring.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

I wander why some of you people stopped playing videogames.

Comparing to a 12yo slave, they are cheaper to obtain, cost less to maintain, more fun to play and legal. It's a quadruple win situation.

[Tuberski]

Lancer can hook you up.

ACK!

[MrFun]

Lancer can hook you up.

ACK!

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

No.

No psycho-pimpin' around me.

[100% Wolf]

No
they'll be 13 in like a year
terrible investment

[ZEE]

Lancer can hook you up.

ACK!

BAHAHA

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

[molly bloom]

Friday nights are boring.

You've run out of crunchy peanut butter, latex gloves and your Accujac is broken. We get it.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

You don't have to rub it in.

[Tuberski]

And you can't rub it out...

ACK!

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

What are you choking on, Bluto?

[Dinner]

Pop corn is dirt cheap so maybe a dollar if you pop at home but probably a lot less.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Point. If I spend anything near as much as a dollar for more popcorn than I'll eat at a sitting, I'm doing something wrong.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

-Anyway, I was actually asking about food for the slave. Popcorn and multivitamins is a very cheap way to keep the little bugger alive, and it does go with the movie-watching.

-How does feed his slaves, anyway?

[edit]

Wait; I want to do something more sane and humane than whatever that is...

Aeson, how about you? How do YOU feed your 'workers' fugally?