LOST: The Official MH370 thread. Where is the freaking plane ????

[-Jrabbit]

I'm thinking this whole thing is a PR stunt for Austin Powers III.
Does anyone have confirmed intel the current location of Michael Myers?

[Sava]

We should have seen this coming:

[-Jrabbit]

Nice...

[Sava]

That's their actual web page.

[Sava]

Well, it was. They've changed it and removed the "home" button.

[-Jrabbit]

Yeah, it wasn't there when I visited.

[-Jrabbit]

There have been plenty of odd theories on what happened to Flt 370. But all that is over because, as usual, Sarah Palin has the answers...

“I see all these smarty pants people on CNN saying that it was terrorism or a fire in the cockpit,” she explained to a bewildered Hannity, “but I don’t hear anyone talking about the God possibility. I mean what if they accidentally flew too high and go stuck up there?

“I’m no expert on international aviation. But I do know that God is up there looking down on us. And everyone knows that once you go to heaven you can’t come back. This would explain why we haven’t found any wreckage in the ocean and why no one saw the plane land.

"The radar had the plane at 45,000 feet, well above its usual cruising altitude. Who knows how much higher they went?

“Of course the looney liberal media can only imagine secular explanations for this mystery. They would never tell the American public that God might be involved! But I hope the the Malaysian authorities and the NTSB take a look at the facts and seriously consider the idea that this flight crossed into Christ’s kingdom and isn't coming back.”

And of course, when Sean Hannity tried to help her walk it back, Sarah doubled down:

“You realize that heaven isn’t an actually in the sky right?” he pleaded. “The concept of heaven is metaphorical. Some people believe it’s in another dimension or in another universe. It’s not something you can just fly into.”

“Sean, I think it’s incredibly arrogant for us as humble human beings to claim that we know how heaven works,” Palin responded. “How do you know there’s not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam?”

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

She's an ignoramus - but how DO you know?

[-Jrabbit]

Actually, that article has been debunked as fake news, but I thought it was well worth posting.

[DinoDoc]

Actually, that article has been debunked as fake news, ...

No ****. That much was obvious a) because you gave no link and b) just from reading it.

[Bereta_Eder]

Hmfr.. I don't know why you put the helios flight on the poll.
That was a great catastrophy.
There were people from the rescuing missions come back with tears on their eyes, after what they have seen.
A fine example to say free markets **** off.