Does anybody give a **** that it's Valentine's Day?

[-Jrabbit]

Fortunately, my lovely wife has no use for this most bullying and judgmental of corporate faux holidays.
She warns me in advance if she's feeling the need for expensive chocolates.

[N35t0r]

Packing! We're moving tomorrow.

Fun.

[Dr Strangelove]

My wife died last year. My son stil lives at home, but steak and BJ seems too much like something out of Greek mythology.

[Hauldren Collider]

I'm sorry to hear that, Doc.

[pchang]

I, too, am sorry to hear that.

[Lorizael]

Well I'm officially not complaining about my love life anymore. I'm very sorry to hear that, Doc.

[MikeH]

Sorry to hear that Doc.

[C0ckney]

sorry to hear that dr s.

[Kidlicious]

My wife died last year.

Damn. Hang in there.

[Kidlicious]

Yesterday millions of little girls were brainwashed to expect men to buy them expensive things. Who cares about all those little boys?

[Ban Kenobi]

There's hope, Kidicious. You can always get a sex change if you think being a man is so bad.

[Kidlicious]

You have strange ideas.

[DaShi]

Anyone else sore today?

[notyoueither]

Condolences, Doc.

[Dis]

I'm still waiting for my flowers from 1-800-Flowers.