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"Baby, you can hit my car"--sort of the S&M version, maybe?
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I'm not very good at meeting new people. I'll take any opportunity I can get.
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Try dropping in on sex addiction support groups......“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
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This guy. This guy right here. He gets it.Originally posted by pchang View Post"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Don't worry. It caught up after a few seconds...Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
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This is actually not a bad idea, because my thoroughly passive nature would ensure that I never came across as the heartless predator I was being.Originally posted by pchang View PostClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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Tell them your passive nature won't allow you to say no to women.Originally posted by Lorizael View Post“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
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Or just sign up for match.com and get laid already. If you have this chick's number, and you're genuinely interested in her, then call her up & tell her you'd like to take her out for lunch some time just to say thank you for being honest enough to report the accident when you weren't there. That should at least get you one date and then try to extend things from there. If she's single she'll probably go for it but if not then c'est la vive.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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There are lots of women this will work with but the problem is you don't want any of your friends to see you with any of them. Usually you wake up in the morning thinking "I have to get her out of the house before anyone sees her".Originally posted by pchang View PostTry http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Not genuinely interested. The sum total of my knowledge about her is: she's cute and not a very good driver.Originally posted by Dinner View PostClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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Blech. Just call her and get to know her.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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I know I make a lot of threads about my problems with the opposite sex, but this really isn't one of them.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Then just whip out your slong and ask if you can dent her bodywork...
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This is sound advice. Hey, you got a 50/50 chance."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
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Suggest you use this thread to trade tips with Alby. Probably won't help either of you, but should be highly entertaining.Originally posted by Lorizael View PostComment
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