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She comes up to me and tells me that she's not my maid and that I should pick up after myself. Isn't that what females are for? 
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Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
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Actually, there is something that males and "females" do together.Originally posted by Al B Dammed View PostShe comes up to me and tells me that she's not my maid and that I should pick up after myself. Isn't that what females are for?
I don't think we should tell you what that is though.
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Pair skating?Originally posted by Braindead View PostActually, there is something that males and "females" do together.
I don't think we should tell you what that is though.
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Ca 4:00 is where it gets intereting.
Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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That woman was one big story back then. The attack, don't remember if it happened before or later, but boy was it big.Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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