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How to make poly atheists more fun with GERNS, the Bible, and civ MP.
So last night I was playing GTA V... on 
. I had a funny thought.
But let me tell the full story:
So I'm playing as Michael. I spawn at his house. The car in the driveway has the turbo flame exhaust or whatever. I've also got a full jerry can of gas (or petrol for the eurocoms).
I drive to the west side of Los Santos, to the expressway north of the Santa Monica beach area. I find a line of cars stopped at an intersection. I back the car up and get out. With the jerry can, I pour gasoline all over the first car in the line. Be careful doing this. Sometimes the AI drivers will just abandon their car. Other times, they might just try to drive away... running over you in the process.
Once the car is soaked, I use the flames from the exhaust to ignite the gas.
As I'm doing this, I hear a guy yell "We're all going to hell!"
I think to myself... damn... maybe the people in GTA are really trapped souls in purgatory. And all the ones that die really do go to hell.
That was my weed-inspired thought.
So I continued doing this for the next few hours, blowing up lines of cars, and potentially freeing dozens of souls from this purgatory... I assume, many of them going to hell.
Am I God's instrument of ultimate justice? I think so.
Also, one explosion apparently was too much for my PS3. It froze at this moment:
That was fun!
I've all but stopped playing the storyline. I didn't realize there isn't any decent way to make money in the game, outside of the Lester missions. Sadly, I already finished those without maximizing my earning potential. I'm not even at $500k with any of the three characters. Needless to say, I won't be able to afford the golf course. With the PC release apparently looming, I doubt I'll finish the game on the PS3.
I'm going to finish my coffee now. Then I'll go shovel the snow... ON WEED. That will be fun. It's actually quite amazing how much fun basic household chores become... on WEED! Generally, my goal is to not wake and bake. I did it once and it was okay. But staying stoned the whole day isn't sustainable. Also, the contrast between being sober and being stoned makes it more fun. Too much of one or the other just isn't as good.
And yes... I expect the obligatory "weed is dumb" from kucibros. And the one starring from whatever vagina feels like doing it. And I know full well I'm probably inviting more of it just by mentioning it. That's fine. Nobody needs to think MJ is awesome if you don't want. It's fun for me. I can't really deal with alcohol much anymore.
So yeah, that's my story.
. I had a funny thought.But let me tell the full story:
So I'm playing as Michael. I spawn at his house. The car in the driveway has the turbo flame exhaust or whatever. I've also got a full jerry can of gas (or petrol for the eurocoms).
I drive to the west side of Los Santos, to the expressway north of the Santa Monica beach area. I find a line of cars stopped at an intersection. I back the car up and get out. With the jerry can, I pour gasoline all over the first car in the line. Be careful doing this. Sometimes the AI drivers will just abandon their car. Other times, they might just try to drive away... running over you in the process.
Once the car is soaked, I use the flames from the exhaust to ignite the gas.
As I'm doing this, I hear a guy yell "We're all going to hell!"
I think to myself... damn... maybe the people in GTA are really trapped souls in purgatory. And all the ones that die really do go to hell.
That was my weed-inspired thought.
So I continued doing this for the next few hours, blowing up lines of cars, and potentially freeing dozens of souls from this purgatory... I assume, many of them going to hell.
Am I God's instrument of ultimate justice? I think so.
Also, one explosion apparently was too much for my PS3. It froze at this moment:
That was fun!
I've all but stopped playing the storyline. I didn't realize there isn't any decent way to make money in the game, outside of the Lester missions. Sadly, I already finished those without maximizing my earning potential. I'm not even at $500k with any of the three characters. Needless to say, I won't be able to afford the golf course. With the PC release apparently looming, I doubt I'll finish the game on the PS3.
I'm going to finish my coffee now. Then I'll go shovel the snow... ON WEED. That will be fun. It's actually quite amazing how much fun basic household chores become... on WEED! Generally, my goal is to not wake and bake. I did it once and it was okay. But staying stoned the whole day isn't sustainable. Also, the contrast between being sober and being stoned makes it more fun. Too much of one or the other just isn't as good.
And yes... I expect the obligatory "weed is dumb" from kucibros. And the one starring from whatever vagina feels like doing it. And I know full well I'm probably inviting more of it just by mentioning it. That's fine. Nobody needs to think MJ is awesome if you don't want. It's fun for me. I can't really deal with alcohol much anymore.
So yeah, that's my story.
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