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All Sochi Olympics titles have been pre-emptively tarnished by the incredibly homeopathic doses of steroids in the local water. Or would be, except that they're all getting approximately the same dose. Anyway, if somebody takes a double dose of homeopathic medicine, is that supposed to make it more or less effective?
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No no you see the water has to be vigorously shaken ten or so times when it's diluted or else it won't remember whatever it is you're diluting and....Comment
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Taking a double dose of homeopathic medicine has been known to cause severe idiocy.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Homopathy should be illegal. I'm a proponent of traditional medicine.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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drinking lots of water may not be an effective remedy for many diseases but at least it's rarely harmful.Comment
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How you feeling, reg? They gonna discharge you today?"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Don't discriminate against Gay Medicine!“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of ManComment
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Homeopaths are gay sociopaths, right?No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Everything went perfectly! I'm already back at home. They got it out laparoscopically, and because I went to the doctor right away it was only slightly inflamed, not ruptured. I have this sharp pain in my shoulder from an air bubble. Surgeon says I can't do any exercise for a week or two, and I'm not to try shooting (recoil could cause injury). But my infected appendix is gone!Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
Now I'm going to go take a homeopathic remedy for the pain
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PS I love doctors, especially when they give me potentially life-saving medical treatments.Comment
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Glad you are recovering, and that everything went as well as possible, my friend.
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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reg
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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If we have prohibition on homeopathic drugs, we'll just force them underground. Gangs will rise up in upper-middle class neighborhoods, staking out their turf. Cartels that smuggle in dowsing rods and spirit crystals will rise up and use their ill gotten riches to buy up large parts of poor nations, enslaving local populations in their sweatshops. We'll have to build new prisons to keep all the soccer moms who were just trying to cure their child's ADHD with african mango extract the way Sally Robinson down the street did ...
... is this really what we want?Comment
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Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.Comment
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