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  • #31
    Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
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    Slut.
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #32
      hrm. thirty-ish? between having a wife that was open to some interesting arrangements, and the rather dark period i faced after she had left me, i'm afraid i stopped counting.
      I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
      [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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      • #33
        wait. i think i misunderstood the premise.
        I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
        [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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        • #34
          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #35


            Actually, I think that is the answer either way for me.
            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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            • #36
              Originally posted by self biased View Post
              wait. i think i misunderstood the premise.
              Age at start, not total number
              “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

              ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Guynemer View Post


                Actually, I think that is the answer either way for me.
                My answer goes down to 2 or 3, depending on what counts.
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                "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by pchang View Post
                  Age at start, not total number
                  on your planet, you enjoy eating a tasty clam! on my planet a clam enjoys eating a tasty you!
                  I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                  [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by MOBIUS
                    Dude, boasting like that is just setting yourself up for a fall - especially if your g/f dumps you after BO-gate...
                    Moby. Why did you use the word "if"?
                    Last edited by Egbert; January 28, 2014, 06:52.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Dinner View Post
                      Look, we're glad that at 29 you finally, supposedly, got a girl to agree to sleep with you. That's a good accomplishment but before you claim to be the conquering hero remember most of us got laid a full 13 years earlier in our lives than you and have had much more experience shall we say? So why not concentrate on improving yourself so that you're no longer poor and stink like an old gym sock especially since the odds are great that your first girlfriend ever is probably going to dump you? Can you really even call it a relationship if she lives in another city and you only see each other once a month? Come on, dude, stop being your usual stupid self.
                      I am waiting for the undeodorised "why did she dump me thread".

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                      • #41
                        Seriously, Albie. Have you addressed your stink yet?
                        The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Braindead View Post
                          I am waiting for the undeodorised "why did she dump me thread".
                          QFT
                          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                          • #43
                            This thread. <3 Hilarious.
                            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                            ){ :|:& };:

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                            • #44
                              How do I add the tag "gay"?
                              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
                                Seriously, Albie. Have you addressed your stink yet?
                                We know he hasn't because he is still pretending he doesn't stink and that it is all in his lady friend's mind. I'm sure that will end well.
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