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  • What are Aborted Fetuses Reincarnated as?

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    Unicorns
    14.29%
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    Sith Lords
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    Hobbits
    14.29%
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    Jesus
    14.29%
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    Bananas
    57.14%
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  • #2
    Sith Lords are good but they are just Hollywood creation. I like T-Rex cause God.created T-Rex to prove to everyone that he's a man. You're a special kind of stupid to think God is a woman.

    So when the feminization of the world is at it's final stage super intelligent T-Rexes will reapear and take over.

    Every aborted fetus is reincarnated as a T-Rex cause God loves irony.
    Last edited by Kidlicious; January 26, 2014, 06:34.
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    • #3
      Most of the bananas we eat are sterile clones. I don't know how (un)godly that is.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
        You're a special kind of stupid to think God is a woman.
        Because only really intelligent beings like yourself imagine that some supposedly all powerful supernatural being needs to limit itself to appearing as the male of one particular species. I mean, that obviously makes sense, doesn't it ?
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        • #5
          If God were female Kidicious would be forced to reject God. His brain can't handle the thought of a female having authority over him.

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          • #6
            Um, yes, the familiar Fuhrer Fanny Fear.



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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ban Kenobi View Post
              If God were female Kidicious would be forced to reject God. His brain can't handle the thought of a female having authority over him.
              Please don't put words in my mouth. I simply pointed out the lack of objective reasoning of those who believe a female God would create T Rex. Now of course both men and women are created in God's image, meaning both have the potential for good.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                I simply pointed out the lack of objective reasoning of those who believe a female God would create T Rex.
                Beautiful.
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                • #9
                  T-Rex evolved. Why does anyone need to come up with a reason why a god who is male, female, hermaphrodite, neuter, or possibly some third gender that only gods have, would have created T-Rex? Is this some attempt at humor?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ban Kenobi View Post
                    T-Rex evolved. Why does anyone need to come up with a reason why a god who is male, female, hermaphrodite, neuter, or possibly some third gender that only gods have, would have created T-Rex? Is this some attempt at humor?
                    I don't care if they come up with a reason. If they did it would just be feminist logic.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ban Kenobi View Post
                      T-Rex evolved. Why does anyone need to come up with a reason why a god who is male, female, hermaphrodite, neuter, or possibly some third gender that only gods have, would have created T-Rex? Is this some attempt at humor?
                      Because humankind seems incapable of thinking up a deity that lacks human frailties and characteristics. It's why I prefer the Hindu and Greek pantheons to the tedious Big Daddy Bearded Bully of the Jews and Christians. Those gods have adventures, play music, have lots of sex and behave just like spoiled children.

                      Much more interesting...
                      Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by molly bloom View Post
                        Because humankind seems incapable of thinking up a deity that lacks human frailties and characteristics. It's why I prefer the Hindu and Greek pantheons to the tedious Big Daddy Bearded Bully of the Jews and Christians. Those gods have adventures, play music, have lots of sex and behave just like spoiled children.

                        Much more interesting...
                        God is much less of a bully than human beings. He's a "hands off" parenr. He just likes huge monsters.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                          God is much less of a bully than human beings.
                          The book of Job says no.
                          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by molly bloom View Post
                            The book of Job says no.
                            What was Job's sin?
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                            • #15
                              Being reincarnated as Ben is a punishment only suitable for the likes of Hitler.

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