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Why I'm against gay marriage
There was a time not so long ago when homosexuals had to spend their entire lives hiding in discos, getting lucky in the bathroom, and most importantly not having children. Times changed, homosexuals started getting uppity and decided they wanted to have marriages and children and things that heterosexuals had taken for granted since time immemorial. But this increase has lead to a startling problem: the possibility of children at gay friendly resorts. Why is this a problem you say? Well for heterosexual couples who don't want or want to be around children, gay friendly resorts are a GODSEND. No snot nosed little ****s crapping in the pool, running around with their sticky jam hands, laughing their piercing little laughs, all while parents do their best to ignore the child so they can have 5 seconds of serenity on their "vacation". Once you let homosexuals marry, you've essentially signed our vacation death warrant.
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"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger -
There are adult only resorts.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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How does gay marriage lead to gays having children?Comment
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Yeah, populated by weirdos.Originally posted by rah View Post"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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Okay, you're right.Originally posted by Ban Kenobi View Post
it makes it easier for them to have children if they so desire. But you're not getting wrapped up in the satire."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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Who don't want children around?Originally posted by MRT144 View PostSocrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"Comment
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I like my satire to actually be funny. Silly me.Originally posted by MRT144 View PostIt's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Don't go to swinger clubs on Jamaica, I've been to a nice and quiet adult only resort in Greece.Originally posted by MRT144 View PostGraffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.Comment
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It's not a modest proposal, but the idea of opposing a thing for very specific selfish reasons while still being friendly towards said thing is funny to me.Originally posted by rah View Post"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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Populated by 50 something hippies.Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave View Post"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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50-something... Is that age, or quantity?
Just curious. (If both, then bi-curious.)Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-ArmsComment
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