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    When it rains, it ****ing pours

    I feel like the prettiest girl at the prom. In the last 24 hours I've received two job offers and an interview request. Including one from the place I worked last summer, with a raise. Jesus christ.

    Employability

    Yes this is a look-at-me brag thread, but I am having an unprecedentedly good day.
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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  • #2
    So wide open, it's too easy.

    Instead I will just say congratulations...

    To good days.
    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
      So wide open, it's too easy.
      Yes, I know. Somewhat deliberate.

      Instead I will just say congratulations...

      To good days.
      Thanks!
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
      ){ :|:& };:

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
        I feel like the prettiest girl at the prom. In the last 24 hours I've received two job offers and an interview request. Including one from the place I worked last summer, with a raise. Jesus christ.

        Employability

        Yes this is a look-at-me brag thread, but I am having an unprecedentedly good day.
        Needs to be quoted for potentially future (ab)use
        With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

        Steven Weinberg

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        • #5
          Did the interview room look like this?

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          • #6
            No, that's the place where I give other people interviews.
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
            ){ :|:& };:

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            • #7
              No, that's the place where I give other people interviews.
              Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
              So wide open, it's too easy.
              .
              With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

              Steven Weinberg

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                No, that's the place where I give other people interviews.
                Sure you didn't interview yourself?
                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                • #9
                  nice!
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
                    Sure you didn't interview yourself?
                    I'm not quite flexible enough.
                    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                    ){ :|:& };:

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                    • #11
                      I want to see this resume
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #12
                        Do you have an opening?
                        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                        • #13
                          Congrats!

                          In other, when it rains, it ****ing pours news:

                          Last week, the sprinkler system on the second floor of our building froze, and burst, flooding a large portion of my office, completely destroying my nurses' station and several patient rooms, destroying a few computers, etc.

                          Today, we found out that Molina, the single largest payer that we deal with, sent a letter to all of our patients telling them that we are no longer in their network, which is absolutely 100% solid-gold bull****, a clerical error on their part. This does nothing for all of our patients who have already gone out to find new doctors and get new cards, however.

                          I do not drink. Ever.

                          I am opening a bottle of wine as soon as I hit "post".
                          "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                          "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                          • #14
                            ****, I'm sorry Guynemer. If I could send you some of my luck over the interwebs I would, alas, I don't think it is possible.
                            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                            ){ :|:& };:

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
                              Do you have an opening?
                              Reread the OP & guess...
                              There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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