SantaCon in NYC.

[Dinner]

So they had another Santa Convention in NYC this year with all of the attendees dressing up like Santa but, in typical SantaCon style, getting drunk and acting stupid. First they had a video of men dressed like Santa having a running brawl in the streets of NYC:



And now there is video of a man dressed up like Santa standing in front window of a store getting a handjob from a very naughty Mrs. Claus. Video at link.

http://gawker.com/santacon-santa-gets-public-handjob-from-naughty-mrs-cl-1484328458

So... What does SantaCon say about modern America?

[pchang]

Is this guy available for parties?

Better yet, is Mrs. Claus available for parties?

[Patroklos]

I run the one here in Norfolk and we never have violence but then again we never have anywhere near that amount of people. The one in VA Beach does, but the waterfront is always screwed up.

The police went around to NYC bars and asked them not to serve Santa Clause this season to try and stop SantaCon, I wouldn't be surprised if that backfired.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

This is why you're supposed to leave out milk and cookies instead of beer and pretzels. Santa is a mean drunk.

[Hauldren Collider]

Q. Why is santa always so jolly?
A. Because he knows where all the bad girls live. Ho ho ho.

[SlowwHand]

Dressed up like Santa Claus? That implies that you think there is a Santa Claus. Are you available for a therapy session Tuesday at 2:00?

[molly bloom]

So... What does SantaCon say about modern America?

You're too harsh. This poor chap comes only once a year, so that's a lot of pent up sexual tension.


And bucketloads of jizz, presumably.

[MikeH]

Dressed up like Santa Claus? That implies that you think there is a Santa Claus. Are you available for a therapy session Tuesday at 2:00?

Lots of people must believe in all kinds of weird fictional stuff round halloween, by that bizarre logic.

[rah]

I guess all religious people should have therapy also.

[Dinner]

More pictures: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/1...n_4455395.html

I liked this:

In New York some community groups have established a 'Santa Free' zone that urges bars not to serve alcoholic beverages to people participating in order to dissuade incidents of public vomiting and urination in the streets.

Sounds like a poly meet.

[molly bloom]

I guess all religious people should have therapy also.

Can we have fun dreaming up inventive therapy for Sister Bendy ?

I'd like him to spend time emptying bed pans in an African hospital, on a ward that deals with people living with H.I.V. and A.I.D.S. . Preferably one in Uganda or South Africa.

And maybe one where he has to deal with the families of the victims of gun crime- after all, he seems to think J. the C. was down with carrying weapons.

[pchang]

If you really want to help him, try the IGNORE therapy.

[molly bloom]

If you really want to help him, try the IGNORE therapy.

I'm sorry, he's just too much fun. Mockery was never so easy and besides, correcting his many errors is valuable in keeping the memory sharp.