Rich kid kills 4 pedestrians while driving drunk, gets probation.

[Sava]

In both a figurative and literal sense, count on it.

[DaShi]

Slowwie likes raping kids?

Slowwhand thinks that anal rape is an appropriate punish for any crime. He'd fit right in with the Taliban.

[Uncle Sparky]

So, why don't they freeze the family assets until mumsie brings sonnie back?

[ZEE]

Uncle Sparky has really big man-boobs.

[Uncle Sparky]

...and why can't I read AAHZ'S poasts???

[The Mad Monk]

That's probably illegal.

[Dinner]

I guess it is good to be rich and white. I found the experience enjoyable but I never killed four people due to being a **** wad.

[Bereta_Eder]

You're not rich dufus.
You live in a flat with a bunch of other guys. Who does that unless they're saving to buy a scooter to get to work?

And you facilitated plenty of murders, because of that.
(being a racist, not saving up for a scooter)

[Bereta_Eder]

(and that's how cat fights are done)

[Sava]

[The Mad Monk]

You're not rich dufus.
You live in a flat with a bunch of other guys. Who does that unless they're saving to buy a scooter to get to work?

And you facilitated plenty of murders, because of that.
(being a racist, not saving up for a scooter)

Um, no. He owns his own home, and lets out a room.

[Bereta_Eder]

Proves my point.

Why would he rent out a room?


Two explanations:

he needs the money
he will eventually eat the tenant

[Egbert]

Are tenants tasty?

I am sure Oerdin would eat almost anything, but surely not a tenant.

[Uncle Sparky]

Are tenants tasty?

I am sure Oerdin would eat almost anything, but surely not a tenant.

Well... not raw.

[Dinner]

You're not rich dufus.
You live in a flat with a bunch of other guys. Who does that unless they're saving to buy a scooter to get to work?

And you facilitated plenty of murders, because of that.
(being a racist, not saving up for a scooter)