JFC Man the **** up people

[regexcellent]

Okay so I'm in the emergency room right now and the woman ahead of me in line just bitched the **** out about how her stomach hurts accompanied with unconvincing crying and general rudeness to the staff. **** you lady I have a goddamn puncture wound in my ankle (self inflicted, don't feel sorry for me please) and I'm still managing to be polite to the staff. This is the evening shift, they probably have it worse than you tonight Mrs. Bellyache.

[ZEE]

self-inflicKted PuncKture wound? lawlz.

[Ban Kenobi]

Did you tell the woman to "man the **** up" to her face?

[regexcellent]

Obviously not, that would be rude.

[Captain ******* Kirk]

How the **** did you puncture your ankle? Botched home butterfly tattoo?

[regexcellent]

Dropped a knife on it while I was sharpening it.

[Captain ******* Kirk]

Dude, sit at a table.

[ZEE]

pics or it didn't haPPen.

[Imran Siddiqui]

the woman ahead of me in line just bitched the **** out about how her stomach hurts accompanied with unconvincing crying and general rudeness to the staff.

This is what happens if your health insurance is the emergency room.

[regexcellent]

Uh no? She showed a health insurance card to the lady at the desk

Jesus this hospital is ****ing slow I'm still ****ing waiting

[Guynemer]

Uh no? She showed a health insurance card to the lady at the desk

Jesus this hospital is ****ing slow I'm still ****ing waiting

It's called triage, son. That's why both you and Ms. Bellyache are waiting--there is no chance either of you are actually in any actual factual danger.

[Wiglaf]

YOU DON'T CONSIDER SELLULITIS TO BE A FACTUAL DANGER? BECAUSE SELLULITIS IS BASICALLY A GIVEN, AND IT ONLY GETS MORE GIVEN THE MORE HE WALKS AROUND IN THAT DIRTY ASS WAITING ROOM OH BUT PLEASE DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT, PLEASE TELL US WHAT A FACTUAL DANGER IS FOR YOU, ONLY HAVING ONE BOY TO FONDLE BEFORE LUNCH?

[regexcellent]

For ****s sake my foot hurts like **** but I'm seriously considering just going home now this is total bull****.

[-Jrabbit]

How could this happen? You are young and invulnerable!

A friend of mine died yesterday, 53 years old, sudden and unexpected. So forgive me if I'm a little short on f*cks to give.

[pchang]

Man the **** up. Pour some hydrogen peroxide on it and close it up with some super glue.