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    White guy wins after leading voters to believe he’s black

    HOUSTON -- Dave Wilson chuckles as he talks about his unorthodox political campaign.

    "I'd always said it was a long shot," Wilson says. "No, I didn't expect to win."

    Still, he figured he'd have fun running, because he was fed up with what he called "all the shenanigans" at the Houston Community College System. As a conservative white Republican running in a district whose voters are overwhelmingly black Democrats, the odds seemed overwhelmingly against him.

    Then he came up with an idea, an advertising strategy that his opponent found "disgusting." If a white guy didn't have a chance in a mostly African-American district, Wilson would lead voters to think he's black.

    And it apparently worked. In one of the biggest political upsets in Houston politics this election season, Wilson -- an anti-gay activist and former fringe candidate for mayor -- emerged as the surprise winner over 24-year incumbent Bruce Austin. His razor thin margin of victory, only 26 votes, was almost certainly influenced by his racially tinged campaign.

    "Every time a politician talks, he's out there deceiving voters," he says.

    Wilson, a gleeful political troublemaker, printed direct mail pieces strongly implying that he's black. His fliers were decorated with photographs of smiling African-American faces -- which he readily admits he just lifted off websites -- and captioned with the words "Please vote for our friend and neighbor Dave Wilson."

    One of his mailers said he was "Endorsed by Ron Wilson," which longtime Houston voters might easily interpret as a statement of support from a former state representative of the same name who's also African-American. Fine print beneath the headline says "Ron Wilson and Dave Wilson are cousins," a reference to one of Wilson's relatives living in Iowa.

    "He's a nice cousin," Wilson says, suppressing a laugh. "We played baseball in high school together. And he's endorsed me."

    Austin tried to answer the mailer with his own fliers showing Wilson's face, calling him a "right-wing hate monger" and saying he "advocated bringing back chain gangs to clean highways." But the campaign clearly caught him off guard.

    "I don't think it's good," he said. "I don't think it's good for both democracy and the whole concept of fair play. But that was not his intent, apparently."

    Just how much a role Wilson's mailers played in the campaign is unclear. Other incumbents running for re-election were forced into runoffs, perhaps because the community college system has come under intense criticism for insider business deals and spending money on overseas initiatives. And after 24 years in office, Austin's name should have been somewhat familiar to his constituents.

    "I suspect it's more than just race," says Bob Stein, the Rice University political scientist and KHOU analyst. "The Houston Community College was under some criticism for bad performance. And others on the board also had very serious challenges."

    Austin has said he plans to ask for a recount. But in an era of electronic voting, political analysts said Wilson's victory will probably hold and send him into office for a six-year term.
    I can't help it. I giggled a bit while reading this.
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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  • #2
    Did you giggle when Obama won too?
    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    • #3
      He giggles a lot. Like a little girl.

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      • #4
        I guess I'm missing the joke, Christmas.
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • #5
          Originally posted by gribbler View Post
          He giggles a lot. Like a little girl.
          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
            I guess I'm missing the joke, Christmas.
            You didn't get the subtle reference to the questioning of Obama as "black", "American born", "Muslim" etc....?
            One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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            • #7
              This is pretty ****ing funny
              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
              ){ :|:& };:

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              • #8
                Black people vote for white people all the time. That's how Kerry got 88% of the black vote while Obama got 94% of the black vote. What most blacks won't do, and rightly so, is vote for a Republican.
                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                  This is pretty ****ing funny
                  It certainly takes the term low information voter to new levels.
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • #10
                    "Every time a politician talks, he's out there deceiving voters," he says.
                    At least one thing I can agree with him on.

                    And yes, I assumed this was an Onion piece or such. While the guy seems to be a "TAD" scummy, I also got a laugh out of it. Democracy doesn't always work out for the best.
                    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                      This is pretty ****ing funny
                      Would be funnier if he blacked up for the 'inauguration'.
                      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
                        It certainly takes the term low information voter to new levels.
                        Yep.
                        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                        ){ :|:& };:

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Dinner View Post
                          Black people vote for white people all the time. That's how Kerry got 88% of the black vote while Obama got 94% of the black vote. What most blacks won't do, and rightly so, is vote for a Republican.
                          If you don't think that race has anything to do with black voting patterns I have a bridge to sell you.

                          (Of course it also shows up with voting patterns of every other race, just arguably to a lesser extent)
                          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                          ){ :|:& };:

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
                            Would be funnier if he blacked up for the inauguration.
                            If the voters of the district can't be bothered to do even basic research on who they plan to vote for, they get the winner they deserve and I'm free to laugh at them.
                            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                            • #15
                              Of course you can. Not sure you interpreted my comment. Perhaps I missed an "even" before funnier.
                              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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