Do I disagree too much?

[Colon™]

My girlfriend works at a primate lab. Today she told me it was impressive how this one monkey projectile diarrhea-ed from his cage to the wall. She initially said it was a foot. I said that wasn't impressive and that I could do that. She looked again and said it was closer to two feet.

Then she said I disagree with her too much.

ANd of course, I disagreed with her.

but do you guys think I disagree too much?

mabye i've got a problem

i mean, in addition to everything else

You didn't try to argue men have better spatial awareness than women, which strikes me as an agreeable thing to do.

[Elok]

Look up porcupine mating customs. They are truly amazing. We humans did not invent "watersports."

[Hauldren Collider]

Your girlfriend is the kind of person who talks about monkey ****. Don't **** this one up, that's a keeper.

[Sava]

Your girlfriend is the kind of person who talks about monkey ****. Don't **** this one up, that's a keeper.

Yes.

I knew she was the one the first weekend we spent together. She was in the bathroom getting ready for bed. I went in with her and proceeded to drop a bomb. Her response was, "at the very least, this means I'm your girlfriend"

[Berzerker]

cant agree with damn contrarians on anything

[Sava]

here's a tired kitten

[pchang]

Tell her you always agree with a blow job

[Dr Strangelove]

Call me when you have a video of a kitten felching a towel.

[Sava]

hmm

[Dr Strangelove]

If it makes you feel better Sava, you're the most disagreeable person I know.