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  • #16
    I wonder what would have happened if he hadn't clinched his buttocks, releasing that massive fart in front of the officer?
    "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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    • #17
      Schadenfreude
      "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Dr Strangelove View Post
        I wonder what would have happened if he hadn't clinched his buttocks, releasing that massive fart in front of the officer?
        That's assault with chemical weapons.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by kentonio View Post
          No, I'm genuinely interested in why at a forum with quite a limited number of active posters, you'd feel the need to question other peoples reasons for posting. Please don't misunderstand, I don't in any way, shape or form care about your opinion on my posting habits, but I'm intrigued by the illogicality of it.
          Why is that illogical?
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Colon™ View Post
            Why is that illogical?
            Because if you have any interest in debating with a decent sized group of people, trying to suggest that people should only post if they fulfill a set of narrow criteria is pretty counterproductive.

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            • #21
              Are you using a random word generator for your posts?
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              • #22
                This is ****ing insane.

                1. Why would someone be smuggling drugs in their ass once they're over the border?

                2. Why did no one, at any given moment go "This is kind of ridiculous to go to all this effort for the suspicion of one police officer."

                3. I'm trying to find reasons to support law enforcement as a whole, but really the only good law enforcement officers are the detectives who investigate crimes. Everyone else is a ****ing power trip hungry 1st rate ******* who are should probably not be allowed within 50 feet of a gun.
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Colon™ View Post
                  Are you using a random word generator for your posts?
                  I'm sorry, I didn't realize you struggled with basic English, I'll be sure to provide crayon drawings just for you next time.

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                  • #24
                    When you post a 10 months old article about a jaywalking arrest in Wisconsin, no doubt.
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by kentonio View Post
                      I'm sorry, I didn't realize you struggled with basic English, I'll be sure to provide crayon drawings just for you next time.
                      What's wrong with crayons?
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Colon™ View Post
                        When you post a 10 months old article about a jaywalking arrest in Wisconsin, no doubt.
                        It made me laugh and I didn't notice it was 10 months old. Who cares?

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                        • #27
                          I was surprised by the date as well. This story was at the top of reddit's r/news yesterday.
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by kentonio View Post
                            It made me laugh and I didn't notice it was 10 months old. Who cares?
                            No no, the 10 months was hypothetical. Yours was only 6 months old.
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Sava View Post
                              I was surprised by the date as well. This story was at the top of reddit's r/news yesterday.
                              You are not enabling me to make fun of the story's age.
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Colon™ View Post
                                No no, the 10 months was hypothetical. Yours was only 6 months old.
                                Ah sorry, I'd stopped reading your posts properly by that point as you were boring me. My bad.

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