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    The 4 rules of Star Wars to help them not screw up the new movies.



    It says it all really.
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    Does it say "make Firefly"? Because it feels like it does.
    Graffiti in a public toilet
    Do not require skill or wit
    Among the **** we all are poets
    Among the poets we are ****.

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    • #3
      Star Wars isn't cute? What the heck do you think R2D2 and C3PO were? How about the little mouse sized robots on the Death Star? The Ewoks? Yoda? AFAIK cute has been obligatory in every Star Wars movie.
      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Dr Strangelove View Post
        Star Wars isn't cute? What the heck do you think R2D2 and C3PO were?
        Homosexual parodies?
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • #5
          You know, I never saw those robots as being gay at all. C-3PO was effeminate, sure, but gay? I dunno.
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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          • #6
            They need to add #5: Don't take really hot actresses and then load them up with face-obscuring makeup and huge clothing that covers every square inch of skin.
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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            • #7
              ...because Leia went everywhere in a bikini.
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #8
                I'm talking about Natalie Portman more than Carrie Fisher right now.
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                ){ :|:& };:

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                • #9
                  That video was kind of annoying.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Dr Strangelove View Post
                    Star Wars isn't cute? What the heck do you think R2D2 and C3PO were? How about the little mouse sized robots on the Death Star? The Ewoks? Yoda? AFAIK cute has been obligatory in every Star Wars movie.
                    When did Roombas become cute?
                    "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                    • #11
                      When nerds took their rightful place as rulers of the WORLD!
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #12
                        Needs more Lens Flare!!
                        Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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