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Travel to the 1930's and buy stocks for cheap. Return to present day and live it up.
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I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio -
First thing I would do is destroy my time machine. Going back would destroy the present and everyone I know. And going forward seems pointless because I would also be alone.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Not every movie is an appropriate reflection of the cast. See: Ishtar.Originally posted by regexcellent View PostNo, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Your mom.Originally posted by gribbler View Post
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EDIT: Hmm, Ben beat me to it. But he doesn't count.Comment
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With what money? I don't think they'd accept the weird pieces of paper that we use now as legal tender.Originally posted by DinoDoc View PostJohn Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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I'd go back a week, bum 2 dollars from someone, and play the winning Powerball numbers and win $300+ million the draw before the guy won $400 million.Originally posted by Felch View Post
Then I'd buy Poly and ban Ben.
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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If I have a time machine, why would I not go full Doc Brown and have a suitcase full of money from various periods?Originally posted by Felch View PostI make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Or you could just go mercantile. Bring them our modern scientificly awesomized junk food, and sell it to rich morons. It's like beads for Manhattan if beads killed people.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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Even better.Originally posted by Felch View PostI make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Originally posted by Tuberski View PostI'd go back a week, bum 2 dollars from someone, and play the winning Powerball numbers and win $300+ million the draw before the guy won $400 million.
Then I'd buy Poly and ban Ben.
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To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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And what would you do with the other $299,999,999?Originally posted by Tuberski View PostI'd go back a week, bum 2 dollars from someone, and play the winning Powerball numbers and win $300+ million the draw before the guy won $400 million.
Then I'd buy Poly and ban Ben.
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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Dude, the future is full of barely-legal, overly-eyeliner'd poontang. Also, slutty green aliens. You wouldn't be alone.Originally posted by Sava View PostI'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.Comment
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I'd go back to sophomore year of high school and **** that girl who I only realized was hitting on me in hindsight.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Just go **** her now. I would.I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.Comment
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She lost interest, goes to another university far away, and has a boyfriend. Probably not a great plan.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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