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    Dog Eats Paralyzed Man’s Testicle As He Sleeps

    TRUMANN, Ark. (CBS Atlanta) – A paralyzed Arkansas man awoke to find blood on the muzzle of his dog and a “burning pain” in his mid-section, and according to the police report: “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”

    The 39-year-old Trumann, Ark. man, who is paralyzed from the waist down, had recently adopted the “small, white, fluffy” stray dog in hopes of having a loving companion, reports KAIT8.com. The man said the newly-adopted animal bit off one of his testicles while he was sleeping naked around 7:45 a.m. on Monday.

    The man, who has not been identified, was taken to St. Bernard’s Regional Hospital for treatment to his injuries.

    The dog, however, was euthanized and had the remains tested for rabies by a local veterinarian.

    There is no word as to whether the dog tested positive for the disease. The man’s condition is not not known.
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    Give it a try, man. You never know; by 2018 we could be reading posts where you insist that Huevos de los Hombres down on Eighth Street in SD is the only real, quality, authentic paralytic-testicles joint in this country. Much better than Great Balls Afire up in Seattle--those guys grill 'em too long, plus they don't make their own dijon mustard to go with.
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    • #3
      Well, that was creative and I did get a laugh out of it. Thank you.
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      • #4
        Y'know, you have good, thick skin, that's something to be said for you
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        • #5
          ^ nerd-Poast™
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          • #6
            Ahh, Asshz. The only poster more worthless than Ben. You've brought me more laughter than Elok's post though not intentionally, I'm sure.
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            • #7
              Nothing like some good ol apolyton-tradition™
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              • #8
                he uPvoted it
                The Wizard of AAHZ

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                • #9
                  Asshz tradition maybe but no one else does it.
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                  • #10
                    You know the best part is after having a dog chew off his testicle he was sent to "St. Bernards hospital".
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                    • #11
                      I missed that at first.
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