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Apolyton Helper
New release from Koy's house of discount user scripts...Apolyton Helper!
Do you feel a horrific need to respond to obvious trolls and sincere idiots but just find yourself without enough time? Now there's Apolyton Helper! Simply add the following script to the user script engine of your choice (grease monkey, tamper monkey, etc):
Using the statistical probability that 40%* of posts on Apolyton could be appropriately responded to with a simple "Christ, what an ass", this script will insert these posts for you. Posts are chosen randomly, but let's face it: even if it's not right on for the post it chooses, it's probably pretty close.**
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* This estimate may be off. Feel free to adjust to match your experience.
** YMMV. Also, posting this through the post editor may break it. If so, oh well.
Do you feel a horrific need to respond to obvious trolls and sincere idiots but just find yourself without enough time? Now there's Apolyton Helper! Simply add the following script to the user script engine of your choice (grease monkey, tamper monkey, etc):
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var posts = document.getElementsByClassName('postcontainer');for(var i=posts.length-1; i>0; i--){ if(Math.floor(Math.random() * 5) <= 1){ var ass = document.createElement('li'); ass.className = "postbitlegacy postbitim postcontainer old"; ass.innerHTML = '<div class="posthead"> <span class="postdate old"> <span class="date">Now</span> </span> <span class="nodecontrols"> </span> </div> <div class="postdetails"> <div class="userinfo"> <div class="username_container"> <div class="popupmenu memberaction"> <a href="#" class="username"><strong>Zen Bot</strong></a> </div> <img class="inlineimg onlinestatus" src="http://cache.apolyton.net/images/statusicon/user-offline.png" alt="Zen Bot is offline" border="0" /> </div> <span class="usertitle"> Deity </span><a class="postuseravatar" href="#" title="Zen Bot is offline"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/CSAa156.jpg" /></a> </div> <div class="postbody"> <div class="postrow"> <div class="content"> <div> <blockquote class="postcontent restore "> Christ, what an ass. </blockquote> </div> </div> </div> <div class="cleardiv"></div> </div> </div> <div class="postfoot"> <div class="textcontrols floatcontainer"> <span class="postlinking"> </span> </div> </div> <hr />'; if(posts[i].nextSibling){ posts[i].parentNode.insertBefore(ass, posts[i].nextSibling); } }}
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* This estimate may be off. Feel free to adjust to match your experience.
** YMMV. Also, posting this through the post editor may break it. If so, oh well.
I have to agree with Mobby 
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