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I just got asked by a family their kids being required to be implanted with microchips because of Obamacare.
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Kids, pets, same difference. Well, fewer head lice on pets and not so much impetigo.Originally posted by Guynemer View PostI just got asked by a family their kids being required to be implanted with microchips because of Obamacare.
Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
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What does the Virgin Mary have to do with any of this?
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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Didn't she have a baby boy, hallelujah ? Sister Bendy wouldn't want to her to have free state antenatal or birth control advice though.Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View PostWhat does the Virgin Mary have to do with any of this?Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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Wait until they hear about the FEMA camps and death panels.Originally posted by Guynemer View PostI just got asked by a family their kids being required to be implanted with microchips because of Obamacare.
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they didn't ask about the mandatory autism shot?Originally posted by Guynemer View PostI just got asked by a family their kids being required to be implanted with microchips because of Obamacare.
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The tiny microchip gives off autism waves now. It's more efficient this way.Originally posted by H Tower View PostComment
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thanks OBAMA!To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Did you tell them yes, citing the principle of congruity learned in ninth grade, because Obamacare actually requires something far worse --- that your personal data be stored not on a chip on your body, where you could at least destroy it yourself with sufficiently vigorous masturbation or backdoor surgery, but rather on microchips in the cloud and in NSA bunkers on the UMD Campus? Anyone who has gone to the doctor in the past two years knows that, even if you are there to receive schizophrenia and anger management treatment, the doctor demands to KNOW YOUR WEIGHT, HEIGHT, HEART RATE, AND BLOOD PRESSURE, then *TRANSMITS THIS DATA TO A CENTRAL SERVER BY ENTERING IT INTO A COMPUTER* and then MAKING THAT DATA AVAILABLE TO ANY DOCTOR IN THE COUNTRY CITE UNSCEEN.Originally posted by Guynemer View PostI just got asked by a family their kids being required to be implanted with microchips because of Obamacare.
The truth, it seems, is stranger than reality.
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Why bother with chips and Obamacare? Obama can just buy that information from Google and Apple. What did you think the stimulus was for?“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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nazi socialist islamofascism
DUHTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Heh.Originally posted by Wiglaf View PostClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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They aren't "implanted", they're injected. Why do you think they want everyone immunized.
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