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    Parrot removed from Montreal Biodome after learning too much English

    MONTREAL - The Montreal Biodome’s Scarlet macaw will be deported to the Toronto Zoo next Friday after she only spoke English during a government inspection.

    The parrot - known as “Bouton” - was the star attraction at the Tropical Ecosystem exhibit and very popular with tourists.

    Chief of Animal Compliance at the Office Québecoise de la Langue Française Florence Laplante conducted two surprise visits to the Montreal attraction last week.

    “On both occasions, Bouton only spoke to visitors in English,” said Lachance. “She asked for crackers, not craquelins.” Lachance continued: “Bouton also violated OQLF rules about French being the official language of the workplace. The presence of unilingual animals excludes many québecois birds from pursuing jobs in this sector.”

    Polly’s trainer, Jacques Delorme tried to take matters into his own hands by creating a French immersion course in a bid to stave off her deportation. “Every night, we made Bouton listen to ‘Star Académie’ and audiobooks about Lucien Bouchard,” Delorme explained. “However, these efforts were in vain.”

    Bouton’s replacement, Marie-Eve, a Francophone Spectacled parrotlet arrives from Fossambault-sur-le-Lac next week.
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    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
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    • #3
      wtf canada
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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        Look, protecting the French language is an important priority. I'm behind whatever means they must use to accomplish that.
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
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          What about baby seals ? do they club them indiscriminately or only those that will end up sounding like british speakers ?
          With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
            Look, protecting the French language is an important priority. I'm behind whatever means they must use to accomplish that.
            If it was important, no Quebecois would butcher it so badly. French people don't consider what those across the pond speak to be French.
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              Quebec: More French Than France
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                Fact: Quebec French is more similar to 17th century French than French French is.
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #9
                  I don't understand why you guys are so up in arms.; this parrot was a clear and present danger to Quebec culture.
                  12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                  Stadtluft Macht Frei
                  Killing it is the new killing it
                  Ultima Ratio Regum

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                  • #10
                    do they make people type on azerty keyboards?

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                    • #11
                      They should get a perroquet to replace it.
                      There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                      • #12
                        sniff, sniff... satire. Funny though.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by BlackCat View Post
                          What about baby seals ? do they club them indiscriminately or only those that will end up sounding like british speakers ?
                          The seals are phoque-d.

                          ACK!
                          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                            Originally posted by notyoueither View Post
                            sniff, sniff... satire. Funny though.
                            From the same website: Pope Francis really hoping new job will finally get him laid
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                              Yeah, it's pretty good stuff.
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