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  • Are NFL Players All Criminals? Or just mostly criminals?

    27 players arrested since the Superbowl now.

    Jesus.

    Don't wait for the poll.
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    It's the repeated concussions.
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    • #3
      Pretty funny thread, coming from a hockey fan. Let's see. The puck is on the ice. A player's face is more than 6' above the ice. Yet almost every single player has had broken noses and sport facial scars from stick to the face. Sounds to me like hockey players and their fans might need to be quiet, given that every game is marked by felonious assault.
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      • #4
        How many NHL players were arrested this year?
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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        • #5
          Too many to accurately count, apparently. Couldn't find the statistics.

          ACK!
          Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Urban Ranger
            Pretty funny thread, coming from an American.
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            • #7
              The answer, FWIW, is zero.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #8
                How many should have been?
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                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                  It's the repeated concussions.
                  I wonder if that might actually be true. Didn't they find that a huge proportion of football players suffer brain injuries from the constant hits? Isn't PTSD sometimes a result of brain injuries caused by blasts? Maybe bull****, but sounds like there could be something there.

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                  • #10
                    DP

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                    • #11
                      Going to prison as a Tight End... He's about to leave as a Wide Receiver...
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                        How many should have been?
                        None.

                        Gary Bettman, on the other hand, should be arrested.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Asher View Post
                          The answer, FWIW, is zero.
                          Because all the good players go back to the former Soviet republics where they operate with impunity.
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                          • #14
                            Also, the answer to the thread title is obviously that all NFL players are mostly criminals.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by N35t0r View Post
                              Also, the answer to the thread title is obviously that all NFL players are mostly criminals.
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