Ideal US Government Picks

[Seeker]

(from the perspective of someone who just wishes they'd leave us all alone)

President: Manning
Vice-President: Snowden
Chief of Supreme Court: Glenn Greenwald

Reasons: Best understanding of the the US Constitution seen so far.

Defense Appropriations Committee: CODE Pink, all of them. Reason: Most likely to rein in reckless war spending.

Federal Reserve Chairman: Paul Reason: Most likely to reduce reckless currency issuance.

National Security Director: Assange Reason: Best understanding of the proper position of national security vs the rights of private citizens.

White House Press Secretary: Bill Maher Reason: Best at helping America understand itself (in lieu of Carlin)

Secretary of State: Nader Reason: Most likely to give environmental issues their proper prominence and to recast the 'special relationships' between the US and foreign governments in terms of a return to Westphalian national sovereignty.

(I consider JPM and GS effectively part of the US government under the current system)
JPM CEO: William Banzai
GS CEO: Tyler Durden

Reasons: Most likely to operate these organizations in the interests of the American people.

If nothing else, they'd make for interesting TV...

My slate faces a few MINOR difficulties, but overall....

[N35t0r]

No. Talk to DaShi, and one of you change their avatar, and then we can talk.

[Sava]

what is going on here

[N35t0r]

I don't know, but two invader zim avatars is too much. I don't want to have to read to differentiate between people.

[Sava]

agree

[DaShi]

I don't know, but two invader zim avatars is too much. I don't want to have to read to differentiate between people.

Fine, let me dig up my Cowboy Bebop avatar.

[onodera]

Fine, let me dig up my Cowboy Bebop avatar.

Holy crap, I've never realized what his avatar was before.

[N35t0r]