Americans prefer dogs to cats by more than 30 points

[DinoDoc]

source
America has spoken!

[regexcellent]

100% wolf!

[DinoDoc]

100% wolf!

[Sava]

Cats>dogs

[DinoDoc]

Cats>dogs

Cats are for apartment dwelling troglodytes who are content being ignored by man and beast alike.

[Aeson]

People who like dogs are outgoing and willing to answer their pollster masters. They sometimes get too excited and forget which answer to give, which is why there are "cat" answers at all. People who like cats are pretentious and aloof, and if they answer a poll at all it's likely sarcastically, "Yah, I like dogs "

[Asher]

Dogs are for people who can't find anyone else in this world to love them.

[Hauldren Collider]

Dogs are for people who actually go outside, which is possible for more than four days a year when you don't live in Siberia like Asher.

[giblets]

Cats are for emotionally cold people with no desire to be loved.

[Sava]

i'm not even insulted by uninformed cliches or stereotypes

dogs are fine
i love dogs
but cats are superior
this is just fact

all things being equal, i dont have to walk around outside like an idiot being lead around by some stupid animal waiting for it to poo

cats **** in a box
i clean it every few days

boom
done
victory for cats

if you prefer dogs, fine
lots of things are popular when there are obviously superior alternatives

reality tv, for instance

[regexcellent]

Cats won't go and fetch the bird you just blew the wings off of with a shotgun.

[Sava]

only serial killers and psychos do such things

[Aeson]

Here they also prefer dogs to cats. Just yesterday one of the neighbors sold their dog to be eaten.

[Colonâ„¢]

Dogs are for people who expect others to be utterly obedient and not to have a mind of their own. They are the cause of mass surveillance.

[Asher]

Cats won't go and fetch the bird you just blew the wings off of with a shotgun.

Cats kill the bird themselves and bring it to your front porch.