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    1.You are Different and That’s Bad
    2.Take a Walk Down the Railroad Tracks with Me
    3.Dad’s New Wife ‘Greg’
    4.Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
    5.Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An “I-Can-Do-It” Book:
    6.A Children’s Guide to Hitchhiking
    7.Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
    8.Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
    9.All Cats Go to Hell
    10.How to Kick Ass At School
    11.Some Kittens Can Fly
    12.Adoption: A Fresh Start
    13.Grandpa’s new Casket
    14.Fun With Abandoned Refrigerators
    15.Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
    16.The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
    17.Strangers Have the Best Candy
    18.Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way
    19.Why You Were An Accident
    20.Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
    21.Pop! Goes Froggy, And Other Great Microwave Games
    22.The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
    23.Nightmares: Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid
    24.A Child’s Guide to Final Arrangements
    25.Eggs, Toilet paper, and your School
    26.Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
    27.Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
    28.Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
    29.The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool
    30.If It Feels Good, Touch It!
    31.Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet
    32.101 Fun Games To Play In The Road
    33.You Can’t Help It If You’re Stupid
    34.Patty Went Splat! (Don’t YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)
    35.Bullies Have More Fun
    36.Mommy’s Got A New Baby To Love
    37.Timmy’s The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend
    38.I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You’re Not A Sissy
    39.Michael Jackson’s “Fun” Place
    40.Harry Potter and the Stoned Sorcerer
    41.I Am My Own Grandpa
    42.Who’s My Daddy?
    43.Fatherhood: A Guide for the Adolescent
    44.Small Objects and Electrical Outlets
    45.Different Daddies Each Day of the Week
    46.Operation and Nomenclature of the Colt 1911 45 ACP
    47.Little Hands, Big Toasters
    48.How To Make A Plastic Bag Space Helmet
    49.Santa Claus And Other Lies Your Parents Told You
    50.Fun With Things Under The Kitchen Sink

    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

  • #2
    "Let's play in the traffic."
    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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    • #3
      "Eight Is Too Late" ( The motto of the New Jersey Man-Boy Love Club.)
      "They'll Be Sorry When I'm Dead"
      "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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      • #4
        @ number 2, number 1 is disturbing
        Last edited by Alexander's Horse; May 26, 2013, 00:04.
        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post
          number is disturbing
          Numbers disturb you? Is that some sort of phobia or some strange mathematical dissonance?
          "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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          • #6
            man if a shrink ever got me into therapy he could buy a holiday house
            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post
              @ number 2, number 1 is disturbing
              It is however historically accurate. Back in the 70s when they were actually crazy enough to publicly propose that "consensual" pedophilia be made legal that was their motto. It didn't last long.
              "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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              • #8
                yeah, the only good thing about those groups is they help police identify suspects, The Christian Brothers for example
                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                • #9
                  Where the Girls Gone Wild Are
                  The Whore at Pooh Corner
                  The Lying B!tch and the Wardrobe
                  Bi-Curious George
                  The Grand Wizard of Oz
                  There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                  • #10
                    was this like an email chain letter thing? or did you make these all up

                    AH
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      just clearing out my files
                      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                      • #12
                        like in "The Dreamcatcher" ?

                        Damian Lewis was awesome in that
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          Cinderfella.

                          The Unhappy Anorexic-Bulimic Jewish American Princess.

                          My Little Scorpion.

                          Janet And John And The Lonely Man With Holes In His Trouser Pockets.

                          The Famous Five Immolate An Immigrant.

                          Noddy And Big Ears And The Cosmetic Surgeon.

                          The Ladybird Book Of Knee Scabs.

                          Rupert The Bare.

                          And Mummy Makes Five Deaths From Thallium Poisoning !

                          All In The Family Young Persons' Sex Manual For Appalachia (or Newfoundland or Tasmania- take your pick).

                          The Care Bears And Chinese Medicine.

                          The Ladybird Book Of Serial Killers.

                          How To Be A Child Bride.

                          The Young Boys Illustrated Book Of Tribal Initiation Rites.

                          The Ladybird Book Of Runny Noses.

                          The Voyage Of The Lawn Mower.
                          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                          • #14
                            The Baby Eating Fox and the Babies.
                            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                            "Capitalism ho!"

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                            • #15
                              The Korean Christmas Puppy.
                              Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                              ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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