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    If I won The $590m Powerball Lotto

    I could get my foot in the Sydney property door!

    But in all seriousness, first priority would be to help the tornado victims and go from there.

    You guys?
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    I would buy everyone here................something. A new car sounds nice.

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    • #3
      I would buy the USS Iowa.
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      • #4
        I would buy Greece, then do it up a bit. That Acropolis is looking a bit down at heel.
        Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

        ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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        • #5
          I would buy 590 million tickets for the next draw

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          • #6
            I would buy an NHL team.
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              I'd buy some land in one of the AVAs northeast of the city and set up a winery. For every day living I'd buy a place in either La Jolla or Rancho Santa Fe.
              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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              • #8
                I would buy a high-end NFA toy (i.e. machine gun) and land down south to shoot it on.

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                • #9
                  I'd fly all the 'Polytubbies to Winnipeg for a drink.
                  There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                  • #10
                    What's the local beer of choice in Winnipeg, anyway?
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                    • #11
                      Moose piss.
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        I'd hire Angelina Jolie to feature in the PolyCasts.
                        In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                        • #13
                          Why? Her boobs are gone. What's the point?
                          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                          • #14
                            Continuity.
                            In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                            • #15
                              Oh, I almost forgot, there's this thing in Cambodia where you pay people to blow up a cow with an RPG. Like, they provide the cow and the RPG and you shoot the RPG at the cow. I would so do that if I had $590m.

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