Thread: Typing So My Office Mates Think I am Working

[Japher]

Last week at this job, and not wanting to do anything. Tired of Sudoku. Doing 2 reviews a day for the rest of the week, so I write those in the first 30 minutes of the day, schedule the actual review for that afternoon, and then sit around... reading threads, packing, drinking diet pepsi (I prefer coke), and avoiding people I don't like.

Things I should do;
1) Find someone to build a prototype of this baseball tee I designed
2) Make a doctors appointment to get myself fixed so I stop having babies
3) Find a doctor
4) Think up baby boy names that start with the letter J
5) Update my LinkedIn profile
6) Shut the door to my office so I know one can hear what I am doing
7) Go through the Babe Thread
8) Join a gym
9) Hide notes around the office for people to find after I leave

[The Mad Monk]

Number nine.

[snoopy369]

If you prefer coke, why are you drinking diet pepsi?

[Sava]

I just learned that prostitutes use linkedin.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

# 7

[Dinner]

I like #9 too.

[Japher]

A post it on the back of the bathroom stall that says "I see you"

I actually have access to the intranet controls for the company, I can rewrite all the error messages

I also have edit rights to our Company LinkedIN profile

[Dinner]

That would likely burn bridges though.

BTW how many kids are you up to now that you're thinking of getting the snip?

[Japher]

4th is on it's way

[Dinner]

Well, that's good news. Besides, aren't you living in the upper midwest right now where land is cheap? Or did you finally move back to California? An extra bedroom or two shouldn't cost all that much out there.

[Alexander's Horse]

Japher you sound like George Costanza off Seinfeld.

[molly bloom]

A post it on the back of the bathroom stall that says "I see you"

I liked the one that said 'I'm trapped in the bowl' attached to the seat. .

[Japher]

haha

back in Califronia.

[The Mad Monk]

Number nine.

Number nine.

Number nine.