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    Swedish man tries to have sex with wasp's nest, doesn't live to tell the tale

    There's really no other way to say this: A Swedish man has died after attempting to have sex with a wasp's nest.

    The unfortunate incident occurred Monday on a farm near Ystad, a town of 18,000 at the southern tip of the country, near Denmark. It was reported by News Sweden.

    A man named Bertil Stahfraas discovered his neighbour, a 35-year-old man identified only as "Hasse," lying unconscious on his farm, the report says.

    Stahfraas described Hasse as being so bloated, at first he thought he was looking at a whale carcass. As he got closer, he recognized Hasse's familiar neck tattoo.

    Hasse reportedly died an hour after being discovered.

    An investigation and autopsy led police to conclude that Hasse had tried to have sexual intercourse with a wasp's nest. His body was covered by 146 stings, including 54 on his genitals. Traces of his semen were found on dead wasps inside the nest, which had collected a few pubic hairs at its entrance.

    "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," psychologist Siv During Livh, an expert in sexual fantasy and understatement, told News Sweden.

    The incident has reportedly angered animal rights activists, who took to online forums and Facebook to mourn the dead wasps.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

  • #2
    Did he at least wear a condom?

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    The incident has reportedly angered animal rights activists, who took to online forums and Facebook to mourn the dead wasps.
    This isn't from The Onion is it...?

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    • #3
      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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      • #4
        It takes all kinds. I guess.

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        • #5
          Uhmn, your source link to a source result in a 404 - bet that a canuck journalist tried to hump a LSD infected tree
          With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

          Steven Weinberg

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          • #6
            "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," psychologist Siv During Livh, an expert in sexual fantasy and understatement, told News Sweden.
            I hope that wasn't a paid comment.
            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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            • #7
              Just the Tip?
              Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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              • #8
                he'd probably done it before...
                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BlackCat View Post
                  Uhmn, your source link to a source result in a 404 - bet that a canuck journalist tried to hump a LSD infected tree
                  Works for me.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #10
                    "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                    • #11
                      Page not found for me.
                      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                      • #12
                        Luckily I quoted it all.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #13
                          I call BS.
                          DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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                          • #14
                            I raise with canuck treehumping failure
                            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                            Steven Weinberg

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                            • #15
                              Swedish news site posts bizarre story of man who attempted intercourse with nest - but tale exposed as hoax.


                              ACK!
                              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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