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Would you like to participate in a 3-legged race?
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I'd love to, but indecent exposure laws being what they are, I'll have to pass. Besides, it can be a bit of a headache resecuring it to my leg after unleashing it."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud -
Sure, I already have a 3rd leg.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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"For me, every race is a three legged race."
;p ACK!Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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cute blonde responsible for company picnic asked this of the operators in the plant. We are now having to go through sexual harassment training again.Comment
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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"No, I'm terribly afraid I'll break my ankle."“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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they call me tripodTo us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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