Americans know nothing of religion and science

[MRT144]

Yes, the communion is actually the spiritual incarnation of Jesus in food form, so to speak. This is super basic catholic theology.

What a weird semen obsessed cult.

[Japher]

If you are on a plane, and someone is having chest palpatations or something, and someone yells "Is anyone here a doctor?!" Guynemer would be able to do something to help.

[giblets]

Wait... you didn't know that?!

Not targeting you, Berz, but I find that most Americans really don't understand religion (esp those that are not their own) very well.

Yes, and most Americans (myself included) are also shockingly ignorant of Lord of the Rings.

[Hauldren Collider]

Pediatrician.

I heard Guy is a pediatrician! That's like a patrician who governs the pedoplebians.

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[MRT144]

If you are on a plane, and someone is having chest palpatations or something, and someone yells "Is anyone here a doctor?!" Guynemer would be able to do something to help.

But only if they're a minor.

[Hauldren Collider]

I was on a flight to Tel Aviv a few years ago (when I took a trip with my family to Israel). Just before takeoff someone had some sort of medical problem and a flight attendant said over the intercom, "Are there any doctors on this plane?" and I think I saw at least 50 people stand up.

Fulfilling stereotypes

[snoopy369]

I'm pretty sure Pediatrician is the kind of doctor that knows the most about, well, everything. Because they have to be able to diagnose all of the ailments that happen to children, which is ALL OF THE AILMENTS, plus they have to be able to diagnose psychosomatosis parentis as well.

[Colon™]

What a weird semen obsessed cult.

Isn't this one of those issues you orthodox folks split up over?

Or was that the protestants?

[Imran Siddiqui]

The Orthodox also believe that the elements are the body and blood of Christ, though they are content to let it be a mystery, and don't got into theories of how it happens like the Western Church did .

The Lutheran Church believes in the Real Presence of Christ as well, but more of a Christ is present within the elements (ie, spiritually) as opposed to the elements transforming into body and blood.

[Elok]

Isn't this one of those issues you orthodox folks split up over?

Or was that the protestants?

? I'm the Orthodox one--I don't know what, if anything, MRT believes. Like Imran says, we believe that it, in some sense, becomes the literal body and blood of Christ. We just don't trouble over the precise mechanics of it. It was a sticking point for certain protestants who think Jesus was just speaking symbolically.

[MRT144]

I was on a flight to Tel Aviv a few years ago (when I took a trip with my family to Israel). Just before takeoff someone had some sort of medical problem and a flight attendant said over the intercom, "Are there any doctors on this plane?" and I think I saw at least 50 people stand up.

Fulfilling stereotypes

To be fair, half the people standing up were women looking for husbands...

[MRT144]

? I'm the Orthodox one--I don't know what, if anything, MRT believes. Like Imran says, we believe that it, in some sense, becomes the literal body and blood of Christ. We just don't trouble over the precise mechanics of it. It was a sticking point for certain protestants who think Jesus was just speaking symbolically.

I believe in the power of love.

[Hauldren Collider]

[Sir Og]

13/13 science
13/15 religion
Picked Saturday for Jewish day and was unlucky on the great awakening question.

[Lorizael]

17/3 on the science, 5/-11 on the religion. (Or, like a lot of others here, correct on everything except the great awakening question, where I guessed wrong.)

What I'd really like to see is what happens when peope get a question wrong, get told the right answer, and then take the test again some number of months later. My guess is the results would be even more depressing.