There Should Be A Warning

[Japher]

In an attempt to make additional monies I am looking at suing companies for their lack of foresight. Thus, please recommend me items that do not have warning lables on them, but should. This way I can use the item/service in such a manner as to cause me personal or mental harm/anguish and I can therefore sue them. Also, I might need a lawyer, I good one.

Examples;
Glue sticks do not warn you to not use anally. (Thanks Sava)
Apolyton does not warn you that you will lose lots of time and sanity by posting here.
Apple does not warn you that their products are not actually Apples, but are in fact cell phones, tablets, and magic machines!

[Sava]

get really fat
then sue everyone for not accomdataitng your ass

[Japher]

sweet. Step 1 should be fun.

[Sava]

eat a lot of mac and cheese and ice cream

thats how i got fat before

[Japher]

New Ben and Jerry's flavor; Mac n' Cheese!

[Sava]

mmm ice cream mac and cheese

[The Mad Monk]

How many monies do you think you will make with this?

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Needs a label "If taken internally may result in excessive weight gain and fat assness"

[PLATO]

I'm actually looking for a large corporation that serves coffee that is not labeled "Caution: Hot!"

[The Mad Monk]

Last time I checked, most restaurants do not have that printed on their (ceramic) coffee cups.

[PLATO]

Last time I checked, most restaurants do not have that printed on their (ceramic) coffee cups.

Score!!

[Aeson]

I just noticed a package of bobby pins that have no warnings at all. You could eat them, or pound them in your ear with a hammer* to clean your ear-wax.

*Hammer must not be labelled, "Warning: Do not use to pound bobby pins into your ear in an attempt to clean your ear-wax."

[Uncle Sparky]

Gerbils are not labeled...

[Sava]

i just thought about what gerbil porn would look like

[SlowwHand]

Somehow, that's not too surprising. Why not take the next step and imagine a gerbil and a hamster?