true story

[Sava]

so i got a fleshlight
and i think the suction on it may have like, punctured my skin

its not bad or anything
but damn
hurts and feels good at the same time

and i can't not fap for a day to let it heal

maybe i'll try some neosporin

[self biased]

i once had to visit a physician and tell him that my lady-friend's ministrations may have been too vigorous for me, and resulted in an UTI.

[Docfeelgood]

The beat off blister will ruin a good time with yourself always.

[Sava]

i once had to visit a physician and tell him that my lady-friend's ministrations may have been too vigorous for me, and resulted in an UTI.

thats nothing

before my sister got married to her husband

she broke his penis

there was apparently a lot of bleeding

he was in the hospital for a while

it was relatively early in their relationship

he met us like 2 or 3 times maybe

i felt for him

it was rough