women who brag about pregnancy on facebook

[-Jrabbit]

Sava, you might be interested to learn that pregnant women have a very wide range of reactions - almost as wide as the range of feelings that human beings have in reaction to major life experiences.

In fact, some women get pregnant and don't even talk about it on the Internet.

I know... crazy, right?

[Felch]

Pregnant women are a special kind of crazy. The chemicals in their brains are twisted up. Can't be helped.

[Sava]

Sava, you might be interested to learn that pregnant women have a very wide range of reactions - almost as wide as the range of feelings that human beings have in reaction to major life experiences.

In fact, some women get pregnant and don't even talk about it on the Internet.

I know... crazy, right?

REALLY

OH MY GOD I HAD NO IDEA

THANKS FOR ASSUMING I WAS SPEAKING IN ABSOLUTES

I HAVE NO CONCEPT BEYOND BROAD GENERALIZATIONS

[-Jrabbit]

You're welcome.

[Sava]

[Egbert]

The problem seems to be that you read Cosmo and Facebook "I'm pregnant" posts.

Aeson speaks the truth. Not reading Cosmo and Facebook is the solution to all of Sava's problems.

[Sava]

BUT I GET BORED
and video games aren't fun anymore

and porn starts to get a little uncomfortable after the 3rd or 4th time a day
those muscles need time to rest

[Egbert]

So spam the Poly OT to fend off boredom.

[Sava]

Sadly, this is what I am reduced to.

[Egbert]

"Reduced to"?

Nonsense. Spamming is a fine art.

[Sava]

Sometimes. It depends. Whenever I lose myself in it and start to perhaps believe some of the things I say... I get scared.

[Sava]

sorry
distracted by cats

[Sava]

[Sava]

for asher


DAMIT NOT WORKING

[Sava]