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  • Any news on Captain Albie?

    Any idea how he's doing?
    When is he due back?

  • #2
    Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) asks the famous question to Private Pyle (Vincent D'Onofrio) in Stanley Kubrick's 1987 movie, "Full Metal Jacket."
    "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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    • #3
      Unfortunately I have already used my thanks for the day.

      Bloody good reply.

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      • #4
        Leaving forever threads should not be taken too seriously.
        We have a gentleman from Wales who has had an unknown number of leaving forever threads.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by MOBIUS
          I reckon it was his leaving forever thread, because even he couldn't show his face back here if he'd failed...
          This is the same Albie who has described each of his humiliating failures to sleep with women in excruciating detail.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Braindead View Post
            Unfortunately I have already used my thanks for the day.

            Bloody good reply.
            I've got your back.
            <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
            I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by kentonio View Post
              This is the same Albie who has described each of his humiliating failures to sleep with women in excruciating detail.
              This.
              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
              ){ :|:& };:

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              • #8
                Think I read somewhere were a marine recruit went nuts and killed the DI. My first thought was of Albert.

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                • #9
                  Alpert hasn't been shy about sharing his humiliating experience in the past. I suspect that he's doing just fine in the marines. Or he failed and killed himself.
                  “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                  "Capitalism ho!"

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                  • #10
                    Albie was spotted in Boston
                    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                    • #11
                      True, I saw that pic also

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by kentonio View Post
                        This is the same Albie who has described each of his humiliating failures to sleep with women in excruciating detail.
                        The one where he even failed with a prostitute was my personal favorite.
                        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                        • #13
                          could be worse dinner. I recall hearing about a man who became ather shirty who upon visiting a rothel was declined by all the girls on duty. (He had visited before). Makes Alby look like a stud by comparison

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                          • #14
                            It just occurred to me that Albie could rise through the ranks and become Supreme commander of US and NATO Forces. A very important post... until USA/NATO surrenders abou a week after invading Leichtenstein.

                            The invasion force of a million soldiers was confronted by a bad tempered woman with a rolling pin. Albie didn't know what to do about the "female".

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                            • #15
                              Marine Corps reservists don't get to four stars.

                              I think he's due back sometime soon, like within a month.

                              edit: he's due back next week actually

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