U.S. Stealth Bombers Dropping Leaflets Over North Korea Warning Of Attack.

[Docfeelgood]

SEOUL, South Korea — South Korean officials are telling the Korean Broadcasting System (KBS) that B-2 stealth bombers are currently dropping leaflets over the city of Pyongyang warning its citizens of an impending attack. At the time of this posting, the U.S. government or its military has not made a statement regarding this late breaking story.

34-year-old Paul Horner who is in Donggang, China on business told CNN that it is possible to see the leaflets being dropped over Pyongyang. “I went up to the roof of my hotel where they have a telescope that allows you to view different parts of North Korea. Right now there are literally thousands of packages being dumped everywhere in Pyongyang. I can’t see the planes, but these packages have parachutes attached to them and then when they get close to the ground they open up or something because suddenly there is just paper everywhere. It’s actually quite an amazing site to see.” Horner continued, “Also, if you ever get a chance to visit over here, I highly recommend it. The girls here are super hot.”

CNN has obtained a copy of the leaflet that the B-2 stealth bombers are currently dropping on the city of Pyongyang:
At this time the only information known is that the leaflets are just being released over Pyongyang. The Korean Broadcasting System is saying the amount of leaflets being dumped number in the millions.

Translated into English:

ATTENTION NORTH KOREAN PEOPLE. EVACUATE PYONGYANG NOW!
Read this carefully as it may save your life or the life of a relative or friend. In the next few days, the city of Pyongyang and its surrounding military bases will be destroyed. Unfortunately, bombs have no eyes. So, in accordance with America’s humanitarian policies, the United States Air Force, which does not wish to injure innocent people, now gives you warning to evacuate Pyongyang and save your life.
Your military leaders have refused to quite their threats of a nuclear war against South Korea. Kim Jung-Un has been warned multiple times to end his rhetoric of nonsense and pull back his military forces but refuses. The actions of this insane, immature, reckless, evil dictator will no longer be accepted by the U.S. and the rest of the world. This aggression will not stand, man.
The American people and the rest of the world truly feel for you innocent people who are being held against your will. Hopefully by destroying Kim Jung-Un and most of the military your country can start fresh. This attack will give your people the ability to rise up and claim your country as your own. You will no longer have to fear the prison camps and being tortured for speaking out against your ruthless leaders. You will never have to listen to the propaganda and lies that your government tells you on a daily basis. You will be free to own your own business and make your own money. You will be free to disrespect your leaders if you do not agree with them without fear of being tortured and your family imprisoned. You will no longer be shut off from the rest of the world. Unfortunately though, all of this is up to you. America and it’s allies will be sending NO ground forces to North Korea. The only attacks will be bombs dropped from overhead, just like this leaflet that has come into your possession. America is not fighting the North Korean people but is fighting the military clique which has enslaved your people. Hopefully after this is over, a new, better and free North Korea will emerge. You can restore peace by demanding new and good leaders. It is your country. This is your time to rise up and take what is yours. Every one in the world wishes you nothing but the best.
EVACUATE PYONGYANG NOW

Interesting, IF TRUE!
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[giblets]

Awesome if there's any country that deserves a good bombing it's North Korea

[Hauldren Collider]

This didn't happen. Or at least, I seriously doubt it. Incidentally, Pyongyang is well protected against bombing attacks. The subways double as nuclear bunkers.

[Docfeelgood]

$10 bucks says it's BS.

[giblets]

Found it:

http://superofficialnews.com/u-s-stealth-bombers-dropping-leaflets-over-north-korea-warning-of-attack/

Another Onion ripoff?

[giblets]

Vegas Betting On How Many Altar Boys New Pope Has Molested

http://superofficialnews.com/vegas-betting-on-how-many-altar-boys-new-pope-has-molested/

Sounds legit

[Docfeelgood]

Found it:

http://superofficialnews.com/u-s-stealth-bombers-dropping-leaflets-over-north-korea-warning-of-attack/

Another Onion ripoff?

****! last time I trust a Hebrew blog!

DELETE THIS **** JON!!!

[Dinner]

I can tell you it is not true. Further more it is really bad psyop and B-2s aren't used for leaflet drops. My guess is this is a hoax.

[Dinner]

$10 bucks says it's BS.

So why did you post it?

[Docfeelgood]

for discussion

[Ming]

The actions of this insane, immature, reckless, evil dictator will no longer be accepted by the U.S. and the rest of the world. This aggression will not stand, man.

After reading this, I would have sworn it was the onion.

[Lonestar]

This didn't happen. Or at least, I seriously doubt it. Incidentally, Pyongyang is well protected against bombing attacks. The subways double as nuclear bunkers.

So does the DC Metro.

[SlowwHand]

So what? How long can a person stay in a bunker?

[Lonestar]

That is entirely dependent on food and water.

But the point is that the Metro was intended to be a place where people could ride out the initial attack. The Moscow subway system is rather more roboust though, and IIRC has measures in place to provide freshwater for weeks for whoeever is down there.

Generally the idea is stay clear of the initial attacks and fallout.

[Alexander's Horse]

nonsense, although the regime could be doing it themselves to ratchet up the war hype